thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

alegbra:

alegbra:

If this post gets at least 250 notes I’ll attempt to smoke weed out of a slice of pizza and record it

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i cant believe i did this but here you guys go i had to upload it to youtube since it was in 720p so i embedded it under the thing skip to 4:46 if you just want to see me inhale

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stability:

When you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

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maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

banxx:

reclaimerm3gtr:

Excuse me while I DIE OF LAUGHTER

BRILLIANT!

mutualize:

unsymapthy:

The moon though <3

Thats what it looked like the other night when i went to the movies with my boyfriend. I couldnt get a picture though!

mutualize:

unsymapthy:

The moon though <3

Thats what it looked like the other night when i went to the movies with my boyfriend. I couldnt get a picture though!

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

Someone on Miiverse was having a drawing contest where the guideline was to draw any Smash character you liked in a bikini. Naturally, I couldn’t pass up on the opportunity.

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

weloveshortvideos:

My dog York won’t do it for the Vine - Vine by Wellington Boyce