he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? by The Arctic Monkeys // This is layered so that the right ear plays before the left to make a round.
first time hearing this song so I was super lost but I loved it
OH MY GOD I LITERALLY JUST GOT PREGNANT
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE ALL OF YOU NEED TO PUT EARPHONES IN AND LISTEN ITS LIKE A WHOLE EXPERIENCE IVE PLAYED IT NOT STOP HELP ME
Fuzzy bat break! Fuzzy bats with the wiggly ears and the flappy wings!
And now, back to writing.
What a lovely colour you’ve painted the sky with tonight, mum.
This will never not be funny to me
this anime is about a serial killer
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
My art teacher in high school literally told us that Michelangelo painted and sculpted women by doing a man with two pear shapes for the boobs aaaand yeah that’s pretty much it, a guy and two pears…
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD